The final selection of questions we have asked God, and some possible answers in Twitter style (maximum 140 characters).
Q: Why are mental health problems so resistant to healing?
A: So many reasons. Here’s some – brain chemistry, faith, choices, trauma, demons, disappointment & loss. I care, and I will heal.
Q: Do you ever get bored with us.
A: Never bored, always loving, sometimes disappointed.
Q: Why do some people appear to be attracted to others of the same sex?
A: You have many desires I gave you – for food, sex, sleep, drink, pleasure & excitement. All of you have turmoil in at least one of these areas. I want to lead these areas of you into life.
Q: Why do princesses have crowns?
A: So we know they are princesses and not just some bossy girl.
Q: What is heaven like?
A: Fantastic relationship with God, fantastic relationships with loads of other people – and a great big dinner. It will never end. (NB. Heaven is coming to us, rather than us going to heaven)
Q: Why did you make us look how we look?
A: It’s the best design for what you are made for. But blame your parents for your nose 😉
Q: Do you have wifi?
A: You bet, the best in the universe. I can see and know anything at anytime I want.
Q: Where do all the dead people go?
A: To Sheol (the place of the departed) where everyone waits for the last day when Jesus returns.
Q: Why aren’t unicorns real?
A: I rejected the design because the spike kept getting in the way.
Q: Am I going to heaven or hell?
A: Your choice. Jesus has done all you need to have eternal life. Choose life.
Q: Did the Canaanites actually practice infant sacrifice?
A: Yes they did, not too often – but I had to deal with it.